STORY TIME! Tsunamis, Golf Carts and Total Fucking Idiots

What do you get when you mix a golf cart, a tsunami, four idiots and two unsuspecting mothers? The answer is simple: You get four idiots stuck in a tsunami with only a golf cart to save them and two unsuspecting mothers awaiting their return. The tsunami hit while we were at dinner waiting for the…

STORY TIME! Crime Scenes & Cockroaches in Bangkok, Thailand

I figured I might as well start with some serious openness and truth. Close friends know me for having an all-too-open mouth. As I’ve said before and I’ll say it again… they don’t call me Cut Throat Kirms for nothing. Yep, the strange nickname I once received as a young adult still rings true today….

STORY TIME! Bed Bugs and Street Penis in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Allow me to explain. Earlier this year I went to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. It was quite an experience. I got there on day 1 and checked into Reggae Mansion Hostel. It’s a fancy shmancy hostel that looks exactly how it should… like a mansion. You know, rooftop bar and beautifully painted and decorated hallways. I figured it…